1.
Muhammad Ali had just won another boxing title. On the airplane the stewardess politely said to him, "You need to fasten your seat belt." Ali replied, "Superman doesn't need a seat belt." To which the stewardess politely responded, "And Superman doesn‟t need an airplane either; please fasten your seat belt."
Even tough guys need seat belts.
2.
Sitting for a few hours at my favorite cafe...
first w/a cup of coffee...then with a bowl of soup!
Way back in the corner where the comfy seats are it's ALMOST like I'm there alone.
{Except for the clanking of dishes, Beethoven playing on the sound system and the woman and young man who came in to chat about the relationship between the woman's son and the young man. She fished for information I didn't want to hear...TMI!}
3.
Her- singing again...after several rough days of not hearing her sing or giggle.
Him- looking so cute in the sweater I found him at Goodwill the other day.
If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do
matters very much.
Jackie Kennedy Onassis
4.
Thinking about him coming home for the weekend...
A child enters your home and for the next twenty years makes so much noise you can hardly stand it. The child departs, leaving the house so silent you think you are going mad. ~John Andrew Holmes
5.
Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose
with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.
~P.J. O'Rourke
Hope your day finds you smiling, too...
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